Total Medals Earned: 286 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/300 points)
Get Rank F
Get rank D
Get Rank E
Get Rank C
Get Rank B
Get Rank A
Get Rank S
get Rank S+
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
Watch the beginning of the story
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/18 (65/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/30 points)
You muted the song in Pop-Tarts favourites!
You got all dressed up, swag!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (45/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth