Total Medals Earned: 283 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,215 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Turn off the music
You played the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
the hero NG needs
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/485 points)
Reach level 2!
Reach level 3!
Reach level 4!
Reach level 5!
Reach level 6!
Reach level 7!
Reach level 8!
Reach level 10!
Reach level 11!
Reach level 9!
Reach a score of over 150000!
Reach a score of over 300000!
Reach level 12!
Reach a score of over 450000!
Reach level 13!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (150/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Kill someone in the credits menu
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement